Today’s Prayer

[Brad Jansen]

 

So many third basemen, and so much to do
I must ask myself, “What would Jeffrey do?”

There’s Alex and Evan, and now Brandon’s one, too.
Will someone please tell me–what would Jeffrey do?”

And with Butler and Lind, my UTEs number two
Dear God or Ron Shandler, what would Jeffrey do?

Is the Path to Salvation to trade off my crew?
Can anyone tell me what Jeffrey would do?

–Anon., circa 2007

[Richard Robbins]

It reads more like an exerpt from Cat in the Hat.

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