“Do You Know The Way To Tampa Bay?” — Kerbs Belts Out Tribute to Burt Bacharach and Dionne Warwick

[Brad Jansen]

Do you know the way to Tampa Bay?
I’ve been in last so long
I may go wrong and make a trade
Do you know the way to Tampa Bay?
I’m going to find that goddamn Klein

Ellie Dukes is one big screw-up
When Klein called I should have run far
He said in a year or two the kid’d be a star
Well, beans turn into shit and quickly pass
And there’s my Dukes–he’s off the team–just screwin’ teens and smokin’
grass

This crap never ends in Tampa Bay
Wo oh oh oh oh
Can’t wait to get that Klein to pay
Wo oh oh oh oh
Hey! Who’s got Johnny Gomes to trade?
Wo oh oh oh oh
Fade……

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