Gammons Channels The Boss…In “I’m Wire To Wire”

[Brad Jansen]

…to the tune of Springsteen’s “I’m On Fire”…..

Hey little Jeffrey leave your prospects home
No matter that you got Brad Lee all alone
Take your mags–and build a funeral pyre
Oh-Oh-Oh I’m wire to wire

You traded Liriano and Zumaya, too
Call in Mr. T cos you’re the fool
Go move Hughes–if you so desire
Oh-Oh-Oh I’m wire to wire

Tell me now Andy is Drew good for you
Can he do the things Dukes used to do
Stuck in second–and you’ll get no higher
No-No-No I’m wire to wire

Sometimes this League needs a season baby
Empty and dull
Who needs any dump trades
To bother this lull?

At night I wake up with my stats soaking wet
And there’s Johnny Damon running right through my head
My rout is complete–and it’s entire
Whoa-Ho-Ho I’m wire to wire

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