[USML Announce] Good News Report

[JHWinick at aol.com]

In a message dated 8/8/2005 11:20:26 A.M. Central Daylight Time,  
springkerb at aol.com writes:

 
As a community service, I thought I'd report on positive developments  
involving the contending teams.  Here's today's news.
 
1.  Berliners.  Randy Johnson and Michael Cuddyer might not go  on the DL.
2.  Bombers.  Rafael Palmeiro may play baseball again some time  this year.
3.  Brats.  Runelvys Hernandez still has a really cool  name.
 
That is all--for now.
 
Mark




Hmmmm - somebody's feeling their oats.  We'll see how long that  lasts.  By 
the way, I hope that back problem for Kotsay isn't too  bad.  You know how 
those back injuries can really sap a guy's power.   But I'm sure its nothing, its 
not like its a chronic problem, right?
 
As for my team, it looks like I'll have to play Ozuna instead of  Cuddyer.  
Wow, that just takes the starch right out of my  offense. 
 
As for Johnson, he's had back problems forever.  I'd just as soon he  get 
things loosened up before he heads back out to the mound.  Its not  like I just 
traded for Washburn.
 
But Mark, you didn't mention Durazo, who's out for the year, Lugo - who's  
nursing a sore knee, and I-Rod and Millwood who were both suspended.  
 
I'm screwed.  I probably should just concede, but I'll hold off for  awhile.  
 
And don't worry about PT.  At this point he looks like a lock for  5th.  The 
Drive for Five continues (even after his attempts at  actually making trades). 
 As for Palmeiro, he'll definitely be back.   But remember how Giambi looked 
when he went off the roids?  Expect the same  from Raffy.  And as for Giambi, 
when do you think his results are going to  come back positive?  And you 
didn't mention Boone (who looks to be out of  baseball), Campillo (who looked so 
promising for what? a day), Torii Hunter,  who's out for the year and Jody Gerut 
who's now in Pittsburgh.  I don't  know how he does it - but he's going to 
finish 5th once again.  The guy is  a genius.
 
As I think I said the other day - Hoosiers remain the prohibitive  favorite.  
But I've got to believe that the movement this weekend will at  least give 
him something to think about.
 
Jeff
 
 
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