[USML Announce] Did I Miss Something? .:.

Thu Apr 13 08:17:11 EDT 2006

Yes Mark, I meant to thank you for out-bidding me on Cabrera...at least you are 
the proud owner of one of the more unique pitching lines in recent memory.
----- Original Message -----
From: Mark B. Blocker  <announce at usml.net>
At:  4/13  8:13

Hey, if we are talking about pitching woes, please don't leave me out.  But as a
league public service announcement, I wanted to let you know that if you need a
free pass to any baseball game, I am sure the O's Daniel Cabrera could get you
one....he seems to hand out 10 or so free passes every game no matter what....

-----Original Message-----
From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of
Andrew R. Klein
Sent: Thursday, April 13, 2006 8:09 AM
To: 'USML Announcements'
Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Did I Miss Something? .:.

I would have gone on a five-day bender, too, if someone had sweet-talked me into
taking Keith Foulke.

For the good of the league, Brad's signature line must now include the following
label:  WARNING:  Listening to Stage I puffery about Jeremy (4.75 ERA) Bonderman
and Adrian (One Good Steroid-Fueled Year) Beltre might be hazardous to your
health, not to mention your roto team.

-Andy

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Andrew R. Klein

Indiana University School of Law-Indianapolis

(317) 274-2099

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of
Brad Jansen
Sent: Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:00 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Did I Miss Something?

Jim:
   Please don't leave in a Huff.  Our dear friend Mark Kerber was only "joking"
about the onslaught of injuries that has riddled the K-9's roster.  It appears
that Kerber was poking fun at Aubrey Huff's unfortunate, critical injury --at
your expense, I will add--  by  suggesting  that  any  decent major league
player with an injury must reside on Andy the K's squad.
   Frankly, I'm concerned about your other statement, that you were gone for 5
days and don't remember trading anyone.  I don't know what type of drug or
alcohol fuelled bender you were on over this period, but you did indeed make a
trade: Brandon Wood for the AYM's Andy Crisco Sisco.  Shabes said it was some
kind of Passover present. In the future, please comport yourself with some
degree of decorum.  There are children in this League, and I'm not referring to
my son.
Brad Thome's Homey Jansen

On 4/12/06, Jim Barrett <chicagojab at yahoo.com> wrote:

I was gone for 5 days and don't remember trading anyone.

SpringKerb at aol.com wrote:

I was out of town for three days.  Did Barrett trade Aubrey Huff to Klein while
I was gone?

Mark

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