[USML Announce] Riptorns' Latest Trade - PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOU NCEMENT

[Brad Jansen]

Great.  I'm using valuable quota time to read stuff like this...I'll check
in later, when hopefully I can entertain some serious offers for Adrian
Beltre and Corey Patterson...

...speaking of spell-check, Andy,  did our President/Commander-in-Chief
 really say he's a "decider"?  Whoa...where did that come from?  "Hey,
Dickie, look at me! I'm a decider! I get to decide things!"  At least he
does read page one of the newspapers...

Later!
Brad the prospector


On 4/19/06, Doug Shabelman <doug at burnsent.com> wrote:
>
> Brad offered Thome for Lenny DiNardo, that's why.....speaking of Loose
> Lenny, hope you caught his brilliant start for the Bosox the other
> night......
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Andrew R. Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com>
> To: 'USML Announcements' <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Wed Apr 19 08:21:35 2006
> Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Riptorns' Latest Trade - PUBLIC SERVICE
> ANNOUNCEMENT
>
> Wow.  Shabelman defending Jansen.  What has this league come to? ...
>
> -Andy
>
> -------------------------------------
> Andrew R. Klein
> Indiana University School of Law-Indianapolis
> (317) 274-2099
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
> Behalf
> Of Doug Shabelman
> Sent: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:29 AM
> To: 'announce at usml.net'
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Riptorns' Latest Trade - PUBLIC SERVICE
> ANNOUNCEMENT
>
> What about the guy who praises a trading partner? What stage does that put
> that guy in?
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Andrew R. Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com>
> To: 'USML Announcements' <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Wed Apr 19 08:07:02 2006
> Subject: [USML Announce] Riptorns' Latest Trade - PUBLIC SERVICE
> ANNOUNCEMENT
>
> A cackling Brad Jansen writes:
>
>
>
> <<
>
> Yada, yada, yada  "and that kid catcher Jeff (#3 pick in the NATION)
> Clement."
>
> <<
>
>
>
> Classic Jansen Stage 1.5.  He's puffing useless minor league magic beans
> for
> the sole purpose of planting a seed in the minds of next year's victim(s).
> "Hmmm," future Victim thinks.  "If Brad thinks this guy is special, maybe
> he
> really is."
>
>
>
> Next year, of course, we move to Stage 2.  Brad swoops in on Victim and
> intones, "I really liked [Insert Useless Magic Bean here] when I traded
> for
> him last year.  But now you need to take him back and give me [Insert
> several top-flight players here].
>
>
>
> Then we're onto Stage 3.  Jansen is rolling toward multiple titles, and
> Victim is left scratching his head while surfing minorleaguebaseball.comfor
> stats on their useless players.
>
>
>
> Don't say you weren't warned.  And expect to be mocked next year if you
> fall
> for it!
>
>
>
> That is all.
>
>
>
> -Andy
>
>
>
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