[USML Announce] Winick Seeks to Ease Price of Prospects

[springkerb at aol.com]

Tell me which way that is, so I'll know how to act.
 
Mark 
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Richard Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net>
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Sent: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 20:45:53 +0000 GMT
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You can only move in one direction at this point Mark -- and move you will.
-----Original Message-----
From: springkerb at aol.com
Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:18:24 
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Don't forget me.  I still haven't decided which way I'm heading. 
  
Mark  
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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
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Sent: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 13:11:27 -0500
Subject: [USML Announce] Winick Seeks to Ease Price of Prospects

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His popularity at all time low, Jeff Win, Lose or Draw Winick has decided to 
suspend trades for keepers and/or prospects until the Cartel of Dumpers can 
convene on May Day. 
  
"I'm inviting teams like the Riptorns, Bombers, Repubs and Klein 9 to meet at 
one of my law firm's conference rooms to stanch the oppressive flow of our 
quality players for the likes of low level minor leaguers and middle relievers.  
Trading A-Rod for Brandon Wood?  Enough already! I'm drawing a line in the sand 
and I challenge the Red Hots and AYM and Great Lake Calcimines to start offering 
better deals--or else: I'm perfectly prepared to sit with Reggie Sanders and 
Nick Punto all season if I have to.  But I will not allow my fellow dumpers to 
be badgered and  ridiculed into making stupid deals, Craig Hansen excepted." 
  
In other news, longtime Berliners critic Brad Jansen has been appointed Winick's 
press secretary.  "It beats being Jeff's circus boy," explained Jansen.  "Plus I 
now have yet another platform to trumpet the likes of stud hitting catcher Ben 
Molina ($5/year 1).  I've never had a catcher who actually played 
before....Ooops, sorry, Jeff--didn't mean to do any marketing on your dime..."   

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