[USML Announce] You Cantu That: AYM's Injury Woes Mount

[Brad Jansen]

The AYM learned even more shocking medical news this evening, hot on the
heels of word that Everyday Eddie has a bum flipper and Bartolo Colon is
shot for the season: Jorge Cantu has a broken foot and faces possible
amputation, perhaps as early as tomorrow.

"The wheels have come off this runaway train," mused Berliners owner Jeff
Lose Draw or Winick.  "All of a sudden the AYM looks very very vulnerable.
This opens the door for other teams to sneak into the action, especially
those that are interested in Reggie Sanders and Kevin Millwood.  And I must
say a word of caution is in order when dealing with the likes of Rick
Gammons.  But for now, all I can say to the sickly Shabes men is 'Hello
Cora, see ya Cantu.'  It was a fun run while it lasted."
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