[USML Announce] DUMP Update - Elijah Dukes It Out for the Last Time: Open Offer to Republicans

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Tue Aug 1 20:06:25 EDT 2006


Enough already.  I don't negotiate in public but I'll make an exception in
this case:
   BUDDHA: show us your compassion as well as your conservatism.  Here's
your chance to acquire Delmon's team/cellmate, a $5 stud by the name of
Elijah Dukes, who you can have straight up for Mark Buehrle, who's getting
cuffed around as I type this.  Offer good until Rich Robbins comes up with
better deal for Dukes, who I know he truly covets.  Dukes needs  a good,
supportive environment -- he can be nurtured but I have too much to deal
with right now.  So, Buddha--adopt him, please.

Brad

On 8/1/06, SpringKerb at aol.com <SpringKerb at aol.com> wrote:
>
>  I thought you had to be out of kindergarten before you were allowed to
> play professional baseball.  Clearly, I was wrong.
>
> How about a pool on how many years before Dukes is doing time?
>
> Mark
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