[USML Announce] Winick's Leadership Not Too FAAB For This Owner

SpringKerb at aol.com SpringKerb at aol.com
Wed Aug 2 20:19:28 EDT 2006


 
In a message dated 8/2/2006 8:14:24 P.M. Central Daylight Time,  
bljansen at gmail.com writes:

My dear  friend Jeffrey:
Notwithstanding that I can barely balance my  checkbook, I must take issue 
with your request that we the Owners provide you  info as to what we "think"  
about our FAAB balances.
I  think I speak on behalf of several owners, both present and on vacation,   
when  I say that  your primary task as  Commissioner (Acting)  is to make our 
lives  easier, not  more difficult. I barely have time for a 
self-examination, let alone a  self-audit.  Please don't treat the owners as one of your 
$175,000 a year  lackeys who run and get you snacks and sandwiches while you spend 
your  billable hours sending out emails about my players' latest injuries.  
Your job requires you to fulfill certain  responsibilities.  Simple math 
calculations fall within your  duties.  Take your time, do it right, and don't 
delegate tasks that you  think are beneath your station.
Thank you for your  consideration and, 
I remain,
Brad  Jansen 




I must protest Mr. Jansen's disrespectful tone--something we  might expect 
from a TB prospect, but never from a member of this  august league.  I must also 
protest Mr. Jansen's imposition  of such mundane matters on Mr. Winick's 
valuable time and faculties.
 
I, for one, will be happy to review my own FAAB budget.  In fact, I  have now 
done so in some detail.  Contrary to my previous statement, my  FAAB total 
now stands at $15,673. I apologize for my earlier  miscalculation.  I am honored 
to relieve Mr. Winick of this sort of  tedium.
 
Your humble servant, 
 
Mark
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