[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Deal Between Dumping Torns and Surging Brats

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Tue Jul 18 20:10:23 EDT 2006


In what promises to be one in a series of trade deadline moves this exciting
campaign, the Riptorns traded sparkling utility stud Maicer Izturis to the
En Fuego Brats for magic bean, the $2 Joaquin Arias.  That is all this hour,
as USML scouts continue to marvel  at  Adrian Beltre's return to form and
the emergence of Gil Meche, among other Riptorn talents.

"I blush when I think how many good players remain on the Rips' roster,"
chortled the winsome Jeffrey Winick.  "Why oh why can't I trade Reggie
Sanders or Craig Monroe?  What is wrong with my life?"
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