[USML Announce] The Final Nail?

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If I want a KC pitcher to blow up my ERA and WHIP, I can always just activate Jimmy Gobble. 
 
 
-----Original Message-----
From: doug at burnsent.com
To: announce at usml.net
Sent: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 1:55 PM
Subject: RE: [USML Announce] The Final Nail?


Brad:
 
Why trade for Burger-Boy when you have Mr. Fudd Dessens, the bona fide closer in Kansas City already? 
 
Hell, he might as well ask for Senor Sisco if he's interested in Burgos!
 
DS




From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:53 PM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] The Final Nail?


Doug:
  Ridicule your brother-in-law and Mark Kerber if you must, but I'm prepared to step in:  Mark, I have two words for you: Bur-Gos.  You know it, I know it, the American people know it: MacDougal will be dealt w/i weeks if not days. 
  And to my dear friend Rick The Trick Gammons: celebrate your Carmona, but if you want a real bone-a, make an offer for a valuable $5 insurance policy named Fernando Cabrera...
Let's enjoy our freedom of trade if not our right to choose--let's deal!
Brad 

 
On 7/20/06, Doug Shabelman <doug at burnsent.com> wrote: 
What does this mean for the Nukes trading their last big piece of the puzzle, Mr. Otsuka? Can anyone help match Kerbs if he decides to trade The Man? 
 
Oh sorry, I forgot Mr. Teahan and his .265 average and 34 rbi power......
 
That is all....for now.....




From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto: announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of JHWinick at aol.com
Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:34 PM
To: announce at usml.net
Subject: [USML Announce] The Final Nail?

 
This just in from Cleveland:
 
Bob Wickman is now a proud member of the Atlanta Braves.
 
Anyone else want to join me in a round of Auld Lang Syne for the Professor and the Klein Nine?
 
That is all.
 
Jeffrey Winick
DUMP

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