[USML Announce] The Case Gets Stronger .:. .:.

[JHWinick at aol.com]

In a message dated 6/7/2006 8:40:57 A.M. Central Daylight Time,  
mblocker at Sidley.com writes:

Jeff:

I am disappointed to see more hurtful e-mails from  you.  Surely you must 
have more important and worldly pursuits to occupy  your time.  You leave me with 
no choice but to begin to reveal some of  the results of my thorough 
investigation into your roto practices.  In  combing through your garbage, my crack 
team of investigators unearthed the  following snippet from what appears to be a 
Berliner internal team  memo:

"List of Jokes I Can Think Of To Inclue in USML  E-mails

1.  Blocker always finishes fifth (not really true, but  just keep saying it)
2.  Throw in references to Joey  Gathright
3.  Thats all.



PT,
 
That deft misdirection play is nearly the clincher to get your moniker  
changed to KR.  In the face of compelling evidence regarding your  performance over 
the last 11 years and concrete proof that you misrepresented  how many times 
that you had finished 5th (3 out of the last 6 years), you keep  pounding 
away, undeterred.  Bravo!
 
So, notwithstanding the fact that Joey Gathright was sent down  yesterday, 
thus making my "Monster-Talent" reference perfectly timely, I do  promise to 
throw a few new themes your way.  Heaven knows there's plenty of  ground to mine.
 
That is all.
 
Jeff Winick
Published Fantasy Expert
Ron Shandler's Attorney
Got "Good Wood"
 
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