[USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move Angers League's Expert

[Brad Jansen]

"The act of reserving a team's top closer in the heat of battle mocks the
spirit if not the letter of our competitive spirit," spoke the ever
articulate and evangelical Jeffrey Winick.  "It utterly shocks my
conscience.  Shabes and his 'medical' cohort are taunting other teasm by
playing around with the ever-important saves point.  Shabes claims he sat
Todd Jones because he expects the Tigers to pummel the NL teams they face
this week and there will be no save opps.  Nonsense, I say and would shout
from the mountaintops if I only could still fit into this pair of lederhosen
my bride bought me for our honeymoon in the Swiss Alps. This is a ridiculous
move, a taunt like that AJ slap to home plate that so riled the slumbering
Cubbies a few weeks back, and I demand an investigation by the NY Times,
since by now they must have run out of things to research about Cheney and
that guy that works with him...And don't suggest for a New york second that
there was no other 'talent' on the Angries' roster that could not be
reserved for the always-impressive Bartolo Colon.  I hate to see good men
like Kerbs, Klein and Mister Morningstar be mocked and ridiculed in this
fashion.  Whew. I am so up for a good yodel."
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