[USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move Angers League's Expert

[Doug Shabelman]

Unfortunately, the AYM's have yet to win anything-- but I take great
solace in the fact that while I was out of the country last week, my
partner Brad spoke at a USML-sponsored event with a "Mission
Accomplished" banner flying above his head....

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Andy Klein
Sent: Wednesday, June 28, 2006 7:53 AM
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Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Oh,For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move
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Goodness gracious!!*  I hadn't thought of this.  The Riptorns-AYM
parallels are getting frightening ...
 
*Gratuitious Donald Rumsfeld reference to further encourage Buddha's
participation ...


----- Original Message ----
From: springkerb at aol.com
To: announce at usml.net
Sent: Tuesday, June 27, 2006 5:19:58 PM
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move
Angers League's Expert


What about the Man Behind the Man?  I mean Saks, of course.  Remember
the Rips in their prime?  Silent Mike in the background, pulling the
strings on the little Brad marionette (and occasionally kicking Brad
under the table on draft day when he thought no one was looking).  The
Dick Cheney of the USML.*  Isn't it obvious what's happened with the
Angries?  Hail to Brad Saks, the new master puppeteer!
 
Mark
 
*Gratuitous Republican reference to encourage Bhudda's participation in
this e-mail string.
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Andy Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:13:42 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move
Angers League's Expert


I salute the AYM -- so dominant that they can afford to give away
points.  Of course, if they need the saves later, they'll just make
another deal.  In fact, I hear that Brad Saks is scouting Mike McDougal
right now in case the AYM need Blocker to send him their way.
 
Seriously, Doug is scaring me.  He's getting so good and cocky, he's
reminding me of  ... Brad Jansen!!
 
-Andy  
 
----- Original Message ----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:34:15 PM
Subject: [USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move
Angers League's Expert

"The act of reserving a team's top closer in the heat of battle mocks
the spirit if not the letter of our competitive spirit," spoke the ever
articulate and evangelical Jeffrey Winick.  "It utterly shocks my
conscience.  Shabes and his 'medical' cohort are taunting other teasm by
playing around with the ever-important saves point.  Shabes claims he
sat Todd Jones because he expects the Tigers to pummel the NL teams they
face this week and there will be no save opps.  Nonsense, I say and
would shout from the mountaintops if I only could still fit into this
pair of lederhosen my bride bought me for our ho neymoon in the Swiss
Alps. This is a ridiculous move, a taunt like that AJ slap to home plate
that so riled the slumbering Cubbies a few weeks back, and I demand an
investigation by the NY Times, since by now they must have run out of
things to research about Cheney and that guy that works with him...And
don't suggest for a New york second that there was no other 'talent' on
the Angries' roster that could not be reserved for the always-impressive
Bartolo Colon.  I hate to see good men like Kerbs, Klein and Mister
Morningstar be mocked and ridiculed in this fashion.  Whew. I am so up
for a good yodel."  
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