[USML Announce] (no subject)

[Richard E. Robbins]

Hell Brad, you don't need a retention roster, you are lucky we gave you $260
to draft with.  A sharp shooter like you should whip us puppies just like
you did in the good old days.
 
-- Rich

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
Of JHWinick at aol.com
Sent: Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:37 PM
To: announce at usml.net
Cc: bljansen at gmail.com
Subject: [USML Announce] (no subject)


Brad Jansen asked that I post this to the league:
 
 
My dear friends--well, strike that one--hey, everybody!  It's me, Brad
Jansen.  Some of you know me as a former USML participant (co-owner of the
Riptorns), while some of you may have seen my mug shot on those damn
websites that show "johns" busted for solicitation--OK, just kidding on that
point, but boys I'm single again, so if you know of any fast, cheap and easy
action (and, Doug, c'mon you got the connections, help me out here), please
keep me in mind. 
 
Anyway, to those good gents who joined this fine group after my tearful
departure a couple years back, please allow me to introduce myself: I'm a
single father of three children, ages 14, 12 and 6.  I make my home in
probably the cheapest piece of property in Deerfield, and am a managing
attorney in the Labor section of the CTA's Law Department and an adjunct
professor at Roosevelt University (not a real professor, like A. Klein).  I
also am, and I say this with some degree of modesty, not a particularly good
roto player, certainly not like the oft-published/quoted Jeffrey Winick  
 
Sorry, got cut off...I had several more paras. that I lost but here's my
pitch:  when 1st inducted into the USML, I took over an old team with its
roster...I simply assumed, based on past precedent, that would be the case
again, since this isn't an expansion...I later learned that a "vote" was
taken and, obviously due to the conspiring Andy Klein, a decision was made
that I can't assume the Cupholders' roster. 
 
All I ask is that those who voted against that please reconsider...if we can
import democracy and fairness to Iraq, we can do so here.  I'm not gonna
proffer further argument or debate, I just wanted a chance for you guys to
hear me out before you conclusively decide to screw me--even before the
season begins!!! 
 
Please--reconsider and if at all possible, let me know the outcome by day's
end.  Sorry to trouble you about this, but wanted to weigh in...
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