[USML Announce] With Curt Hurt, Will Nukes Go Schilling For More Pitching?

[rickgam at comcast.net]

     No Andy, the translators didn't realize that Matsui actually did mean "list", just like he said, they simply don't know what the hell list he's talking about......... 
     Alright, it's a slow day at the home office here.  Either that or I'm suffering from the early stages of Lyme disease.  I seriously did find a deer tick on the back of my noggin early last week.  But since it was an adult male and had only been there for less than 24 hours, there's a 99%+ chance of absolutely nothing happening.  Still, the various websites dealing with Lyme disease are downright scary.  Thankfully, not many of them are what we say in the business, "accurate".
     Now Doug, about Verlander .......... If the league would allow it, I would trade you rosters right now and not look back.  You've still got a fantastic '06 roster!
    Rick
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From: Andy Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com>
> If Schilling goes down, there's only one alternative for the BoSox.  Papelbon to 
> the rotation and Hansen to the closer's role!!
>  
> On an unrelated note, I saw that Matsui apologized for breaking his wrist.  I'm 
> not sure if his statement was directed solely to Doug or whether it was to 
> Yankee fans in general.  Either way, I'm still waiting for my mea culpa from 
> Kerry Wood and Mark Prior, not to mention A.J. Burnett and Coco Crisp ...
>  
> -Andy
> 
> ----- Original Message ----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Saturday, May 13, 2006 1:33:01 AM
> Subject: [USML Announce] With Curt Hurt, Will Nukes Go Schilling For More 
> Pitching?
> 
> "Trust me," whispered  the  soft-spoken but harsh Hippocratic Jeffrey Winick.  
> "I have confronted plenty of 'medical issues' in my day and none of them are 
> pleasant.  Unless Curt Schilling saw the doc for a quick snip job on 
> you-know-what this is not good news for the Nukes.  That threadbare staff 
> already is relying on arms hanging from the likes of Tim Wakefield, Elmer 
> Dessens and Brad Halsey.  Don't be surprised if the Nukes soon  announce a deal 
> for my Jason Johnson or Kevin Millwood.  Frankly I don't know why Kerbs didn't 
> try to get these guys from me before, but now I have no doubt that he'll come 
> a-callin'.  I love being in this dominant position when the money teams lose key 
> players to injury, drugs or death.  They must deal with me to have any hope of 
> success and I will stock my prospect cabinet with even more minor league talent, 
> including major leaguers who play like minor leaguers. Hey, I'm so totally into 
> this new Springsteen disk. It's time for me to pluck my
>  banjo, if you know what I mean."    
> 
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