[USML Announce] Frontrunner Winick Issues First Challenge Of OffSeason

[Brad Jansen]

Klein/Leia: "He's my *brother*?"

On 10/3/06, springkerb at aol.com <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
>
>  Gammons/Luke:  "I am not afraid."
>
> Winick/Yoda:  "You will be."
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: bljansen at gmail.com
> To: announce at usml.net
> Sent: Tue, 3 Oct 2006 3:18 PM
> Subject: [USML Announce] Frontrunner Winick Issues First Challenge Of
> OffSeason
>
>  Fresh and flush from 2006 USML Champion Nukes CEO Mark Kerber's
> pronouncement that the Berliners were the 2007 frontrunner, the prescient
> and Yoda-like Jeffrey Winick draped his cape, hoisted his staff and laid his
> claim to the Throne:  "Unlike my feeble opponents such as the Klein
> Nine,  Red Hots and Burning Bratwursts, I stand unafraid and unbowed by the
> weight of high expectations.  No burden is too difficult to carry, not even
> a $25 Reggie Sanders. I intend to defeat...no, let's just say annihilate...
> those who stand in my way or breathe my rarified air.  Do you want to know
> the Top Ten Reasons why I shall be victorious next year?  It's simple:
> merely list the names of the sorry teams in this League.  I shall finish
> high above all of you, yes even my dreaded rival Riptorns, Alex Gordon be
> damned. Kerber's list of my fine talent does not come close to describing
> the Peril that each of you faces if you dare challenge me next year: do not
> forget the likes of Craig Monroe, Jason Bartlett, Eaton and Fruto.  With an
> army of such strength, you can only hope that your fall from grace will be
> swift and merciful.
>
> "And let me say this to the bold but foolish Hoosier Daddies: you may tip
> your cards and disclose your 'keepers' even  before your tears have dried on
> the Damon action figure you now must relinquish to the Nukes.  Fondle it
> well, my dear friend, for you shall not touch it again. And let me say this
> to the Nukes: be a careful caretaker of the Damon. Don't bend it, don't
> break it, don't harm it in any inappropriate manner.  For you are a mere
> bailee, holding it for my sole benefit.  That is all.  For.  Now."
>
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