[USML Announce] Ask The Master

[Brad Jansen]

Well, there was good news today as Roto God Jeffrey Winick returned from
sunny Arizona in time to take some fantasy baseball questions in his
Wednesday weekly chat......

             Hoosier Rick: Will Trot Nixon hit as many home runs as his $7
salary?

            *JW:  *Nope. Sorry. No help there.* *

   Robbin the Rich:  I have King Felix in last year of contract. Do I up him
2 years or 3?  He's only 5 now and I....

            *JW:  *Don't talk so much--you're using up others' valuable
time.  Next question...

    Buddha, Deerfield: Barton or Gload: who has brighter future?

            *  JW:  *If you're referring to Rachel, then it's Russ.

    Angry Doug, Chicago:  Can I win if I reserve a bunch of $1 guys like
Kenny Rogers, Donnelly, Cintron and Sisco?

              *JW: *You win if you reserve a bunch of $1 guys like Zumaya
and Putz.  Please, stop wasting my time with such dumb questions--

       Robbin the Rich: No, really, I do need your advice about Hernandez,
you see---

              *JW:*  Enough already.  On to the lightning round!

              Indy Klein:  What's a lightning round?

              *JW:  *You'll never get it, will you?

              Nuke:  Hernandez or Hansen: best breakout candidate?

              *JW:  *Hansen, but it's thisclose....

              Robbin the Rich: Maybin or Tabat---

              *JW: *Enough already with this guy!

              Mark The Spot Blocker:  I never win, what will be my legacy?

               *JW:*  You wouldn't trade me Swisher for Zumaya.  That says
it all.

                       Winick:  OK, everybody. Thanks for all those
thoughtful questions, sorry I couldn't get to more.  Until next week,
remember, it's only rock 'n roto, but I like it, like it, yes I do!!
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