[USML Announce] NOTICE OF HOT WAX SEAL--Rips Don't Putz Around
Richard E. Robbins
RERobbins at iTinker.net
Mon Jan 15 16:59:45 EST 2007
What would Hank Greenberg do?
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Subject: Re: [USML Announce] NOTICE OF HOT WAX SEAL--Rips Don't Putz Around
I think Robbins' transaction policy is keyed to Passover rather than Easter,
but it works out about the same.
Mark
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From: bljansen at gmail.com
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Sent: Mon, 15 Jan 2007 1:39 PM
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] NOTICE OF HOT WAX SEAL--Rips Don't Putz Around
...And to handle any press inquiries, take your pick of the Rips' rationale
for this move (other than the usual ones questioning my sanity, decency,
etc....):
1. Jeff told me at lunch today what "putz" meant in Yiddish and told me
it was bad to have one on my roster. We hurriedly agreed to terms.
2. Prior to last year's draft, Jeff and I agreed that if I drafted Putz
for less than $3 and he became a closer, then I would trade Putz to Jeff on
MLK Day '07 on condition that (i) Jeff obtain Brandon Wood at any price to
trade me, and (ii) also throw in a second minor leaguer of my choice who I
had not already traded to Jeff. That left Longoria.
3. Buddha did not return my calls for Daric Barton.
4. Robbins refuses to part with Cameron Maybin, let alone discuss deals
until Easter.
That is not all!!!!
Brad Lee
On 1/15/07, JHWinick at aol.com
<javascript:parent.ComposeTo('JHWinick at aol.com', '');> <JHWinick at aol.com
<javascript:parent.ComposeTo('JHWinick at aol.com', '');> > wrote:
No doubt due to the shock and surprise at USML headquarters, the following
announcement was held up in transit. It is therefore being sent out again
to keep all league members advised of up to the minute developments. If (or
when) you get the original email, you may ignore it. Thank you.
Gentlemen,
The snow is falling along with the temperatures, but the USML stove is
heating up. It is with great pleasure that I, on behalf of the two charter
members of DUMP, announce the following mutually beneficial deal:
The Berliners have traded:
Brandon Wood and
Evan Longoria
to the Riptorns for:
J.J. Putz and
Luke Hudson
DUMP headquarters is abuzz with anticipation of the loud sounds of gnashing
teeth that will soon be emanating from COPS headquarters.
That is all!
Jeffrey Winick
DUMP
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