[USML Announce] Fwd: The Conventional Winick, for only $6.99 US ($7.99 CAN)

[Doug Shabelman]

Does it also give advice on what to do when league members play for '08
and trade away $1 closers? If it does, can I give my credit card right
now? 

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 2007 11:09 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Fwd: The Conventional Winick,for only $6.99 US
($7.99 CAN)


Guys, I'm not kidding about this--the mag really is at Barnes/Noble and
the quotes are directly from it....

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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
Date: Jan 17, 2007 9:19 AM
Subject: The Conventional Winick, for only $6.99 US ($7.99 CAN)
To: USML Announcements < announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net> >


Ah, spring truly is in the air...Baseball Amaerica's 2007 almanac is
out, as is my favorite, the Sporting News Baseball Register...but look!
over there...next to Maxim and FHM: The Fantasy Baseball Guide--2007
Professional Edition!!
 
And there he is, right there on page 4, the hardest working man in roto,
a man who has played roto baseball "in an average of three leagues per
year since 1988 and has averaged better than one victory per year [Ed.
note: who audits this stuff anyway?]...recently in numerous expert
leagues and has won XFL in 2004 and 2006...an avid sabermetrician since
about 1990..." the one and only... JEFF WINICK!!!
 
SEE Jeffrey's handsome mug (actually, the same as last year's, and
frankly only somewhat more sober looking than Rip Torn's mug shot) !!
 
READ Jeffrey's breathless accolades about Boof Bonser (Rip/$9/yr1): "Mr.
Bonser has breakout written all over him. Upside is 15 wins and 150+
strikeouts" (sheesh, Jeff, you really weren't pulling my chain when you
told me I got a great deal from Andy, for once in my life) and his many
other PICKS!! 
 
CHUCKLE at Jeffrey's Blocker-like wit in his PANS: (on Delmon Young:
"Remind yourself that he THREW a bat at an umpire and take a look at his
brother's career..." [Emphasis in original.] 
 
PONDER the thoughtful essay, entitled "Live For Today, This Year" (c)
Winick Enterprises, in which Jeffrey espouses his winner-take-all-from
Brad Lee philosophy:   "...I threw caution to the wind and engaged in an
aggressive campaign to trade future potential for immediate impact..."

 
Available at Barnes & Noble...NOW!!!!!
 
    
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