[USML Announce] Fwd: The Conventional Winick, for only $6.99 US ($7.99 CAN)

[Brad Jansen]

Who says I'm playing for '08?  I'm lookin' at '09 and beyond, my man!! And
whaddya gonna do when I trade my $2 closer?!

On 1/17/07, Doug Shabelman <doug at burnsent.com> wrote:
>
>  Does it also give advice on what to do when league members play for '08
> and trade away $1 closers? If it does, can I give my credit card right now?
>
>  ------------------------------
> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Wednesday, January 17, 2007 11:09 AM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* [USML Announce] Fwd: The Conventional Winick,for only $6.99 US
> ($7.99 CAN)
>
>
>  Guys, I'm not kidding about this--the mag really is at Barnes/Noble and
> the quotes are directly from it....
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> Date: Jan 17, 2007 9:19 AM
> Subject: The Conventional Winick, for only $6.99 US ($7.99 CAN)
> To: USML Announcements < announce at usml.net>
>
> Ah, spring truly is in the air...Baseball Amaerica's 2007 almanac is out,
> as is my favorite, the Sporting News Baseball Register...but look! over
> there...next to Maxim and FHM: *The Fantasy Baseball Guide--2007 Professional
> Edition!!*
>
> And there he is, right there on page 4, the hardest working man in roto, a
> man who has played roto baseball "in an average of three leagues per year
> since 1988 and has averaged better than one victory per year [Ed. note: who
> audits this stuff anyway?]...recently in numerous expert leagues and has won
> XFL in 2004 and 2006...an avid sabermetrician since about 1990..." the one
> and only... *JEFF WINICK!!!*
> **
> *SEE *Jeffrey's handsome mug (actually, the same as last year's, and
> frankly only somewhat more sober looking than Rip Torn's mug shot) !!
>
> *READ *Jeffrey's breathless accolades about Boof Bonser (Rip/$9/yr1): "Mr.
> Bonser has breakout written all over him. Upside is 15 wins and 150+
> strikeouts" (sheesh, Jeff, you really weren't pulling my chain when you told
> me I got a great deal from Andy, for once in my life) and his many other
> PICKS!!
>
> *CHUCKLE *at Jeffrey's Blocker-like wit in his PANS: (on Delmon Young:
> "Remind yourself that he THREW a bat at an umpire and take a look at his
> brother's career..." [Emphasis in original.]
>
> *PONDER *the thoughtful essay, entitled "Live For Today, This Year" (c)
> Winick Enterprises, in which Jeffrey espouses his winner-take-all-from Brad
> Lee philosophy:   "...I threw caution to the wind and engaged in an
> aggressive campaign to trade future potential for immediate impact..."
>
> Available at Barnes & Noble...NOW!!!!!
>
>
>
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