[USML Announce] Watch that rascal, Elijah!!

[Brad Jansen]

Andy:  Please advise when you will publish your scouting report on Elijah
Dukes. I assume that will take awhile longer because he doesn't play too
often these days and there are so many court filings to peruse.  To call
this 22-year old father of 6 children by 5 different women a "prodigious"
talent would be quite an understatement.   Thank goodness I listened to
Jeffrey when he told me to trade him to you during off-season (see, he's
very good at assessing talent I should trade away to teams other than his).

As for Rick, he has nothing to fear, especially now that you have begun the
Great Fade.  And I simply got bored and wanted guys I always like on my team
for a change. With my pitching I doubt I'll catch the GOP.  I will miss Alex
Gordon, though, whatever you think.....

Regards,
BLJ


On 6/18/07, Andrew R. Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> Why watching the game often you more than reading the boxscore.  I saw
> Alex Gordon live yesterday.  He was 2-4 with a RBI and a run scored.
> His two hits?  One a dribbler to first where the pitcher forgot to cover
> the bag.  The other a blooper over third base, where the third baseman
> slipped in the dirt and couldn't get back to catch the ball.  Gordon
> hacked at just about every pitch he saw.  He looked like he has the
> plate discipline of Shawn Dunston.
>
> The real Man in KC?  Octavio Dotel, throwing 95 mph and blowing away the
> Marlins to earn his fifth save.  Very nice on a day when Joe Nathan gave
> up four hits in an inning to blow a save.  Somehow Jansen orchestrated
> all of this.  As the Matt Stairs-led Nine fade into the pack, I'll
> repeat the words of our wise sage Rich Robbins.  Be scared, Rick.  Be
> very scared ...
>
> -Andy
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