[USML Announce] Rips Get Leg Up In USML Arms Race: An Essay By Jeffrey Winick

[Brad Jansen]

"The firepower of the Riptorns' pitching roster, whether active, reserved or
otherwise, is enough to blow this  League sky high.

 "Anchored at the stern by Dice K, balanced at the bow by closer Zach
Greinke, the rest of this talented staff boasts the likes of Top Prospects
Clay Buchholz, Phil Hughes, Adam Miller and Andrew Miller (AKA the Miller
Boys).  Under the wrathful, vengeful eye of Andy Klein, the Riptorns have
assembled  an awesome array of arms unseen by  man or beast.   Only new
special legislation can possibly rein  in the blinding beauty we shall
behold when  these youngsters herald the Riptorns' Call to Arms.

"I salute the Riptorns in their valiant quest to assemble the Best Pitching
Staff Ever.

"And, I remain,"

-- JHW
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