[USML Announce] Javy Vanquished

[Mark Blocker]

Brad:

 

  Can you still even hype Clay Buchholz with a straight face?  Didn't he
have a ratio of 1.76 this past season?  

 

  In fact, your e-mail is a sort of trifecta of overhype.  Look at these
ratios:  Buchholz (1.76), Hughes (1.71), and Bonser (1.48).  If I pick up
Brien Taylor and Todd Van Poppel, can I trade them for all three guys?

 

  -- Mark B.

 

 

 

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Wednesday, December 03, 2008 9:22 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Javy Vanquished

 

What a loss to the Sox and the USML....all he did was pitch when they asked
him, too, then get told he has no heart....Lillibridge better earn a MI spot
next year...does this mean the Sox swoop in for CC....?

 

and Rich E. Rich, I know you think Vazquez was a cog in your wheel of
misfortune as your team slammed the brakes on its quest for first place, but
look at all those Ks he amasses....and you lose your one off-season trading
chit...with the likes of this flamethrower out of the AL, one can only
imagine how his departure bolsters the value of guys like Boof Bonser, Phil
Hughes and Clay Buchholz....my lines are open for you, Rich, today and today
only.....

Brad "I Am A U.S. Citizen" Jansen

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