[USML Announce] **NOTICE OF HOT WAX SEAL**

[Andrew R. Klein]

The Klein Nine trades B.J. Upton, Miguel Olivo, Emil Brown*, Brandon 
Moss, Adam Loewen, and Chad Gaudin to the Nukes for Carl Crawford*, 
Dustin Pedroia, Jorge Posada*, B.J. Ryan, Jarrod Washburn, and Kyle Russell.

In addition to being an appropriately balanced trade among asterisk 
players, I note that it is a balanced trade among B.J.'s.

-Andy