The Klein Nine trades Orlando Cabrera to the Angry Young Men for Ervin Santana, Miguel Batista, and Emil Brown. In related news, Jeff "Young Buck(ley)" Winick has declared the AYM as 2008 USML Champions. "I look forward to handing the Damon to Doug during our draft next week," Jeff intoned. "Jansen will have to wait for 2009." That is all. -Andy