[USML Announce] Sophie's Choice: The Retention Rosters
Doug Shabelman
doug at burnsent.com
Sun Mar 8 17:39:43 EDT 2009
Scheyer? Maybe he's a nice kid, but he won't win anything in college. Nothing.
Doug Shabelman, President
Burns Entertainment & Sports Marketing, Inc.
(847) 866-9400 (office)
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Subject: [USML Announce] Sophie's Choice: The Retention Rosters
Sophie's reviewed the rosters and frankly was waiting for Mr. Blocker to follow in the footsteps of the Angry Young Men and the Hoosier Daddies and announce a last minute chnage of heart. But apparently he was too involved watching the Dookies go down in flames despite the impressive efforts of Mark's hero, Jon Schuyer.
Sophie's Surprises:
#1 - This is the change that Sophie was sure had to be coming. Did the Bombers really cut loose Tim Beckham and his $5 salary? Its not that Blocker doesn't have a nice roster of keepers, but it does beg the question of what Mr. B traded away last year to get him. Sophie smells a rat.
#2 - Sophie wants to know what's going on with the catchers. She sees no less than 4 catchers that were retained for more than what she thinks they're worth.
#3 - Since when have middle relievers had such alleged keeper value? 10 middle relievers retained? She see no less than 8 of those 10 being worth less than their respective salaries. She's puzzled.
#4 - Sophie wonders if Rich forgot to renew his subscription to Rotolab and Baseball Forecaster. She figures that must be the case since Rich is the only team with a retention roster that registers a negative (-11) value on the Rotolab software.
More to follow - she's still reviewing the rosters.
TOeFuKi
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