[USML Announce] "Just Concede".....With Apologies to Beatle Paul

Thu May 14 21:40:11 EDT 2009

Hey, how 'bout that Brandon Morrow, huh?

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From: Mark Blocker <mbblocker at aol.com>
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Sent: Thu, 14 May 2009 9:01 pm
Subject: RE: [USML Announce] "Just Concede".....With Apologies to Beatle Paul

Dear Block?s Bomber Fan Club member:

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? We regret to inform you that your
membership has been revoked.

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? -- Owner, Block?s Bombers

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From:
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Sent: Thursday, May 14, 2009 4:47
PM

To: announce at usml.net

Subject: Re: [USML Announce]
"Just Concede".....With Apologies to Beatle Paul

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The thought
of?concession, let alone to the Bombers, has?always have been and
always will be sacrilegious.? No song here, guys....just some facts to
chew on.

Sure, the Little Ripper's got a nice lead on the field.? But its May 14th
for heaven's sake.? Not to pick at an old wound, but the Hoosier Daddies
enjoyed a considerably more commanding lead well into August a few years ago
and we all know who got the last "laffey" that year.? Heck, if
no one among you is man enough to make a run at the Bombers, I'm half tempted
to reverse engines a la the Big Rippers and come after him myself.

Lets take a closer look, shall we?

This is an offense that has only?one 
superstar hitter in Kinsler.?
The rest of the offense is built around guys like Garko, Aybar, Figgins, Rivera,
Ordonez, Wells, Scott, Rolen, Kendrick.? Are you kidding me?? And
there is a suggestion that everyone should just step aside and allow him to
accede to the throne.? Just for kicks, take a look at the total number of
DL days for Figgins, Rivera, Ordonez, Wells, Martinez, Scott and Rolen the last 3
years.? 'nuff said.

I'll admit that the pitching looks good on the surface.? But look a little
closer.? Galarraga's ERA is now up past 4.6. ?Burnett's ERA has been
climbing steadily and now exceeds 5.3 and he's on a Yankees team that looks
like a disaster waiting to happen.? Bedard has been great but is already
complaining about how his arm feels.? The King might finally be coming
around, but with that pen behind him and that team (not) putting up runs for him,
there won't be many wins.? I'll admit that Garza looks great.? In
fact, he's looking like a nice keeper at 15.? But he'll not nearly enough
to support a wire to wire victory.? Joba has been decidely ordinary (1.55
WHIP)?and looks like a guy that would be better off closing games than
starting them.? Another pain in Mariano's elbow and the next thing you
know, Mr. B finds himself even deeper in closers.? And speaking of
closers....Morrow blows another one today (taking a win away from King Felix in
the process), Francisco is ailing and Andrew Bailey is...well....Andrew

Bailey.? And don't even get me started on the clown with the dead squirel
hanging from his chin.

The bottom line is that the Little Rippers haven't yet been pushed.? There
hasn't been any of the consolidation of talent that has marked the last few
years of our league's history.? If the Nukes really are throwing in the
towel, there is enough talent on that team alone to push Buddha, the Big Ripper
or the Calamari to a title.? And both the Hoosiers and the Red Hots still
have plenty of talent to move around themselves.? If David Price nets King
Felix and Matt Garza, what is Evan Longoria worth?? Hard to imagine, but
I'm eager to find out.

The year has only just begun.? As I see it, at the very minimum, the
Little Rippers have a few more keepers that they should be compelled to
move.? If the season ends with a Little Ripper title and the likes of
Joba, Morrow, Francisco, Garza and Masterson?still on their roster, we
should all be ashamed of ourselves.

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Now get out there and make it interesting.? Otherwise, come June 1, I'll
be entertaining offers for my beans

That is all.

TOeFuKi

-----Original Message-----

From: springkerb at aol.com

To: announce at usml.net

Sent: Wed, 13 May 2009 8:28 pm

Subject: Re: [USML Announce] "Just Concede".....With Apologies to
Beatle Paul

Great work, but I can
remember when such thoughts were sacrilegious in the Berliner camp.

-----Original Message-----

From: Brad20Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>

To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>

Sent: Wed, 13 May 2009 4:30 pm

Subject: [USML Announce] "Just Concede".....With Apologies to Beatle
Paul

When I see my team fall in the standings, Brother Blocker comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom, just concede

And there with Jeff and Robbins, he is trading right in front of me

Speaking words of wisdom, just concede

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Just concede, just concede, just concede, just concede

Listen to Mark Blocker, just concede.

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And when the Bombers and Berliners finally and for once agree

There will be Matt Wieters, just concede

And though Price is?just a prospect there's no doubt about his
pedigree

And what about that Bailey, just concede.

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Just concede, just concede....

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And now with?third place?fading,?I must worry about the
Calamari

And who's trading for that Morrow, just concede

When I've heard enough from Winick,?Brother?Blocker comes to
me

Speaking words of wisdom, just concede.

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