[USML Announce] Bombers Kind of Blue Jay Today

[Andrew Klein]

You bought Milton Bradley, so it wasn't dull.  Trust me, I've been there.

Let's get this damn season underway before any more of my pitchers hit 
the DL.

-Andy

springkerb at aol.com wrote:
> Heck, I was ready to dump, but now Brad seems to think I have a chance.
>  
> One question though.  What's wrong with "draft day dullness?"  
> Usually, my drafts are punctuated by sudden realizations that I've 
> thoroughly screwed myself.  Dull can be good.  Not that I haven't 
> screwed myself somehow this year--it just hasn't hit me yet.
>  
> Mark
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: jhwinick at aol.com
> To: announce at usml.net
> Sent: Wed, Mar 31, 2010 2:48 pm
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Bombers Kind of Blue Jay Today
>
> Mere days to go before the season starts and I'm already out of it.  
> Then again....if Felix Pie, Pennington, Betancourt and Branyan are the 
> basis for Brad Lee proclaiming optimism, maybe its okay that he 
> doesn't like my team.
>  
> Now pay close attention Brad Lee.  You're surely old enough to 
> remember the Babe calling his shot.  Well....consider this my doing 
> the same. 
>  
> I hereby declare my ownership of the 2010 Damon.  He's coming home.
>  
> TOeFuKi 
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com <mailto:bljansen at gmail.com>>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net>>
> Sent: Wed, Mar 31, 2010 12:45 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Bombers Kind of Blue Jay Today
>
> Winick's fortunes continue to fall, while Bombers' stock stays flat....
>    * Blue Jays today announce (surprise) that Jason Frasor is closer.  
> *Big bounce* for the Bombers, big kick in butt for Berliners, who 
> invested $11 in Gregg (and another $10 in Matt Thornton, who will set 
> up the obviously healthy Bobby Jenks, acquired by the happy K-9 for 
> $22).  Arrow points  *DOWN *for hapless Berliners, who have no saves, 
> no established starting pitchers and cannot trade away their 
> over-touted "prospects" until....when is it? August?  By then Crawford 
> will be traded to the Phillies and Berliners will be dumping 
> anyway.  Drafting the likes of $22 Scherzer, $21 Slowey along with 
> dregs like Begersen, coupled with $21 set-up tandem *bodes ill* for 
> the Berliners.
>  
>    *But Bombers take a *small stumble *with news that staff ace Mark 
> Rzepczynski broke pitching hand in bar fight with pitching coach, and 
> is lost indefinitely.  With Pettitte as the main man, the Bombers 2010 
> season is a *lost cause*.
>  
>  
>     BJ's innit to winnit picks:
>            Nukes: reserve roster and trade nuggets outweigh draft day 
> dullness*.* *UP*
>  
>            Red Hots: If David Price is the superstar Blocker says he 
> are, then strap yourselves in and watch the Red Hots boil this 
> season*.  UP * 
>  
>            Republicans: Steal of the draft: your starting LF, Felix 
> Pie.  He solidifies a solid offense headed by ever-capable and 
> courageous Pennington, Betancourt and Branyan.  A  *big UP UP and 
> AWAY* vote for that delegation!!
>  
> Season starts soon, lads!!!     
>  
>   
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