[USML Announce] Ich nach ein Winick Believer

[Brad Jansen]

Sorry, Sir Jeffrey, but the trusted onroto site's projected standings puts
your team in a virtual dead heat with mine, and that's about 40 points
behind the indomitable Nukes and three other teams. You're gonna be sniffing
Nukes' reactor fumes all year long unless you start peddling your cheap
young keepers for some real pitching talent. So, please, call me.
--Brad

On Wed, Mar 31, 2010 at 2:48 PM, <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:

> Mere days to go before the season starts and I'm already out of it.  Then
> again....if Felix Pie, Pennington, Betancourt and Branyan are the basis for
> Brad Lee proclaiming optimism, maybe its okay that he doesn't like my team.
>
> Now pay close attention Brad Lee.  You're surely old enough to remember the
> Babe calling his shot.  Well....consider this my doing the same.
>
> I hereby declare my ownership of the 2010 Damon.  He's coming home.
>
> TOeFuKi
>
>
>
>   -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Wed, Mar 31, 2010 12:45 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Bombers Kind of Blue Jay Today
>
>  Winick's fortunes continue to fall, while Bombers' stock stays flat....
>    * Blue Jays today announce (surprise) that Jason Frasor is closer.  *Big
> bounce* for the Bombers, big kick in butt for Berliners, who invested $11
> in Gregg (and another $10 in Matt Thornton, who will set up the obviously
> healthy Bobby Jenks, acquired by the happy K-9 for $22).  Arrow points  *DOWN
> *for hapless Berliners, who have no saves, no established starting
> pitchers and cannot trade away their over-touted "prospects" until....when
> is it? August?  By then Crawford will be traded to the Phillies and
> Berliners will be dumping anyway.  Drafting the likes of $22 Scherzer, $21
> Slowey along with dregs like Begersen, coupled with $21 set-up tandem *bodes
> ill* for the Berliners.
>
>    *But Bombers take a *small stumble *with news that staff ace Mark
> Rzepczynski broke pitching hand in bar fight with pitching coach, and is
> lost indefinitely.  With Pettitte as the main man, the Bombers 2010 season
> is a *lost cause*.
>
>
>     BJ's innit to winnit picks:
>            Nukes: reserve roster and trade nuggets outweigh draft day
> dullness*.* *UP*
>
>            Red Hots: If David Price is the superstar Blocker says he are,
> then strap yourselves in and watch the Red Hots boil this season*.  UP *
>
>            Republicans: Steal of the draft: your starting LF, Felix Pie.
> He solidifies a solid offense headed by ever-capable and courageous
> Pennington, Betancourt and Branyan.  A  *big UP UP and AWAY* vote for that
> delegation!!
>
> Season starts soon, lads!!!
>
>
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