[USML Announce] Ich nicht ein Winick Believer

[Brad Jansen]

Oh. So you're telling me Jeff's team really is that good?

On Thu, Apr 1, 2010 at 1:45 PM, <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:

> Bradley:
>
> May I suggest that you go to any of the teams' projections, open them up
> and see how they project the individual players?  Looks like they haven't
> been updated in ages.  One obvious example I noticed last time I
> looked--they had Jon Rauch down for two saves.  They apparently still think
> Nathan's healthy.  So I wouldn't put much stock in that.   There's probably
> a reason the projector is located in the "toy box."  I'll bet they show Mike
> Aviles with about 100 at-bats.
>
> Mark
>
>  -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
>  Sent: Thu, Apr 1, 2010 11:01 am
> Subject: [USML Announce] Ich nach ein Winick Believer
>
>  Sorry, Sir Jeffrey, but the trusted onroto site's projected
> standings puts your team in a virtual dead heat with mine, and that's about
> 40 points behind the indomitable Nukes and three other teams. You're gonna
> be sniffing Nukes' reactor fumes all year long unless you start peddling
> your cheap young keepers for some real pitching talent. So, please, call
> me.
> --Brad
>
> On Wed, Mar 31, 2010 at 2:48 PM, <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:
>
>> Mere days to go before the season starts and I'm already out of it.  Then
>> again....if Felix Pie, Pennington, Betancourt and Branyan are the basis for
>> Brad Lee proclaiming optimism, maybe its okay that he doesn't like my team.
>>
>> Now pay close attention Brad Lee.  You're surely old enough to remember
>> the Babe calling his shot.  Well....consider this my doing the same.
>>
>> I hereby declare my ownership of the 2010 Damon.  He's coming home.
>>
>> TOeFuKi
>>
>>
>>
>>   -----Original Message-----
>> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
>> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Wed, Mar 31, 2010 12:45 pm
>> Subject: [USML Announce] Bombers Kind of Blue Jay Today
>>
>>  Winick's fortunes continue to fall, while Bombers' stock stays flat....
>>    * Blue Jays today announce (surprise) that Jason Frasor is closer.  *Big
>> bounce* for the Bombers, big kick in butt for Berliners, who invested $11
>> in Gregg (and another $10 in Matt Thornton, who will set up the obviously
>> healthy Bobby Jenks, acquired by the happy K-9 for $22).  Arrow points  *DOWN
>> *for hapless Berliners, who have no saves, no established starting
>> pitchers and cannot trade away their over-touted "prospects" until....when
>> is it? August?  By then Crawford will be traded to the Phillies and
>> Berliners will be dumping anyway.  Drafting the likes of $22 Scherzer, $21
>> Slowey along with dregs like Begersen, coupled with $21 set-up tandem *bodes
>> ill* for the Berliners.
>>
>>    *But Bombers take a *small stumble *with news that staff ace Mark
>> Rzepczynski broke pitching hand in bar fight with pitching coach, and is
>> lost indefinitely.  With Pettitte as the main man, the Bombers 2010 season
>> is a *lost cause*.
>>
>>
>>     BJ's innit to winnit picks:
>>            Nukes: reserve roster and trade nuggets outweigh draft day
>> dullness*.* *UP*
>>
>>            Red Hots: If David Price is the superstar Blocker says he are,
>> then strap yourselves in and watch the Red Hots boil this season*.  UP *
>>
>>            Republicans: Steal of the draft: your starting LF, Felix Pie.
>> He solidifies a solid offense headed by ever-capable and courageous
>> Pennington, Betancourt and Branyan.  A  *big UP UP and AWAY* vote for
>> that delegation!!
>>
>> Season starts soon, lads!!!
>>
>>
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