[USML Announce] How Green is Rips' Roster?

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Fri Dec 3 12:34:24 EST 2010


...as predicted, today the esteemed Baseball America named Grant Green
the A's #1 prospect, making it a Fab Four for the Riptorns.  "The Rips
are so deep in talent Jansen may have to manage two teams next year.
I can't wait to see him bidding against himself for Adam Dunn,"
remarked League Champion Jeffrey Winick.


(Ron Santo, R.I.P.)


On Mon, Nov 29, 2010 at 6:02 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
> For those of you tracking Baseball America's AL top ten prospect lists
> (Jeff, Rich, Kerbs and Buddha) and scoring at home (er, well, never
> mind), you cannot help but notice that the Riptorns have taken a
> formidable, if not untouchable early lead in amassing Number Ones:
> Chris Sale-CWS, Lonnie Chisenhall-CLE, and Jacob Turner-DET. ?It's
> only a matter of days before Grant Green takes the pole position for
> the A's. And why Jeremy Hellickson aced Desmond Jennings for the Ray's
> number one slot is an issue I'll leave to Jeff Winick to answer. But
> Shabes, you gotta good one there....
>
> On another note, my annual offseason roster review starts shortly. My
> accuracy and depth are unquestioned. And I offer something new this
> holiday season: ?If you're interested in obtaining an advance
> publication containing more substantive detail than the emails I'll
> distribute league-wide, please stop by my office and pay me fifteen
> dollars in cash or coin. ?Order by Hanukkah and you'll get a free
> wall-size line drawing of Jeffrey Winick.
>
> That is not all.
>
> --Brad Riptorn and Frayed
>



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