[USML Announce] Bombers Kind of Blue Jay Today

[Brad Jansen]

Winick's fortunes continue to fall, while Bombers' stock stays flat....
   * Blue Jays today announce (surprise) that Jason Frasor is closer.  *Big
bounce* for the Bombers, big kick in butt for Berliners, who invested $11 in
Gregg (and another $10 in Matt Thornton, who will set up the obviously
healthy Bobby Jenks, acquired by the happy K-9 for $22).  Arrow points  *DOWN
*for hapless Berliners, who have no saves, no established starting pitchers
and cannot trade away their over-touted "prospects" until....when is it?
August?  By then Crawford will be traded to the Phillies and Berliners will
be dumping anyway.  Drafting the likes of $22 Scherzer, $21 Slowey along
with dregs like Begersen, coupled with $21 set-up tandem *bodes ill* for the
Berliners.

   *But Bombers take a *small stumble *with news that staff ace Mark
Rzepczynski broke pitching hand in bar fight with pitching coach, and is
lost indefinitely.  With Pettitte as the main man, the Bombers 2010 season
is a *lost cause*.


    BJ's innit to winnit picks:
           Nukes: reserve roster and trade nuggets outweigh draft day
dullness*.* *UP*

           Red Hots: If David Price is the superstar Blocker says he are,
then strap yourselves in and watch the Red Hots boil this season*.  UP *

           Republicans: Steal of the draft: your starting LF, Felix Pie.  He
solidifies a solid offense headed by ever-capable and courageous Pennington,
Betancourt and Branyan.  A  *big UP UP and AWAY* vote for that delegation!!

Season starts soon, lads!!!
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