[USML Announce] Blake Wood Latest Member Of Riptorns' CloserCaravan

[Jeffrey H. Winick]

Andy,

He's available....and cheap.

Sent from my iPhone

On May 25, 2010, at 6:43 PM, "Andrew Klein" <anrklein at gmail.com> wrote:

> How about the words "Alex Gordon"?
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On May 25, 2010, at 7:09 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Brother Blocker, the words "Brandon Wood" shall never be uttered in  
>> the Jansen household ever again.....
>> Brad
>>
>> On Tue, May 25, 2010 at 1:58 PM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com 
>> > wrote:
>> Brad:
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>>
>>
>>   I have to say that I thought you purchased ?Blake? Brandon  
>> Wood only to prove that you could successfully purchase anyone nam 
>> ed B. Wood (or you were collecting players named ?B. Wood?).
>>
>>
>>
>>   -- Mark B.
>>
>>
>>
>> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net]  
>> On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
>> Sent: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 1:25 PM
>> To: USML Announcements
>> Subject: [USML Announce] Blake Wood Latest Member Of Riptorns'  
>> Closer Caravan
>>
>>
>>
>> "Don't think for a moment that my genius is spent only on managing  
>> my championship team," intoned the wizened Jeffrey Winick, as he  
>> spread sun tan lotion over his pale forehead at a local,  
>> undisclosed spa. "Look, to get to the top....and to remain there,  
>> it's absolutely essential to scout other teams.  And today, I want  
>> to note the fact that the Rips are assembling an array of closer  
>> talent. the likes of which this league has never seen.  It's not  
>> only the AL's next Mariano Rivera, the $2 Neftali Feliz, that I  
>> stupidly traded away. But look at who else they have acquired: the  
>> $5 Chris Perez, a flamethrower who already demonstrated his prowess  
>> when Kerry Wood was disabled earlier this season; a $5 Sergio  
>> Santos, groomed for closer duties so he's primed for the pump once  
>> Jenks gets traded to the Phillies.  And now look at who they  
>> acquired: the Royals' replacement for Soria, once he gets traded,  
>> the one and only Blake Wood ($5). This talented youngster sports a . 
>> 190 Ba against, a 0.75 WHIP and a microscopic ERA.
>>
>>
>>
>> "That's an awesome array of arms to complement the undervalued  
>> likes of Brett Anderson, Trevor Cahill and Gio Gonzalez (i.e., the  
>> A's best starting pitchers).  And if things don't start improving  
>> for my club, I very well may look to dump for some of these guys.
>>
>>
>>
>> "That is all, except I need to remind everyone to enjoy Memorial  
>> Day and get ready to move your minor leaguers."
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