[USML Announce] Riptorns Concede

Blocker, Mark B. mblocker at Sidley.com
Sun Sep 26 12:30:02 EDT 2010


Yes, how difficult it must be to figure out what to do with Alfredo Simon and his $29 salary.

 

Brad, I am ready to concede the 2011 title to you because those great rookies always perform just as well in their second year.  It?s a rule.

 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of springkerb at aol.com
Sent: Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:27 PM
To: announce at usml.net
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Riptorns Concede

 

Let me help you with Ryan "Katie" Perry and "Spaghetti" Alfredo Simon--let 'em go.  Don't ever say I didn't help you.

Mark

 

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Sun, Sep 26, 2010 12:15 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Riptorns Concede

In the one battle that captured the imagination of at least one owner
in the season's waning weeks, The Riptorns officially concede 7th
place to the Flaming Brats.
 
 "I thought I had a shot at the Brats going into September, what with
Justin Smoak coming back to my active list, but alas the gulf is too
wide and too deep," Riptorns GM Brad Jansen said this morning while
enjoying a lakefront stroll with 2010 USML Champion Jeffrey Winick.
"However, I still have a shot at 8th place and the falling
Bombers--you're in my sights, Mr. Blocker!! Don't give up--don't ever
give up....unless you're the Angry Young Men and are too busy to
monitor more than 10 active players..."
 
Meanwhile, the Riptorns face the daunting task of determining their
2011 reserve list.  "The first issue is how, whether or why I pare a
pitching staff that boasts the likes of Chris Perez, Neftali Feliz,
Trevor Cahill, Brett Anderson, Chris Sale, Gio Gonzalez and Carlos
Carrasco....where do I fit in a Ryan Perry or Alfredo Simon?  So,
there's much work to be done, and discussions to be had--after I'm
done consoling Andy Klein...."
 
Let's start gathering the firewood--the hot stove needs kindling!
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