[USML Announce] Berliners Can't Keep Matusz In Hand

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Sun Apr 3 12:13:10 EDT 2011


Calamari is indeed squid.

The squid is a mollusk related to the cuttlefish and octopus. It has
ten tentacles, and like its cousin, the octopus, it also has a
protective mechanism which releases a dark ink into the water when it
senses danger.

On Sun, Apr 3, 2011 at 8:29 AM,  <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
> Bradley:
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> Squid aren't fish; they are cephalopods.  Please be more careful in the
> future.
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> Mark Kerber
> President, Cephalopod Anti-defamation League.
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Sat, Apr 2, 2011 10:43 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Berliners Can't Keep Matusz In Hand
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> ITEM:
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> ST. PETERSBURG -- Orioles starter Brian Matusz (left intercostal
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> muscle strain) will remain with the team through the weekend and see
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> the team's orthopedist on Monday. Matusz had been experiencing
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> discomfort in his lat/back area that turned into acute pain on Friday,
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> and he was placed on the 15-day disabled list with top pitching
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> prospect Zach Britton taking his roster spot.
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> Matusz will also go to Philadelphia on Tuesday to see the wart
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> specialist that removed a wart on his left middle finger earlier in
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> spring and make sure everything is OK there.
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> The team should have a better idea on Matusz's timetable moving
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> forward on Wednesday. He received a cortisone injection to help speed
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> up the healing process, and the initial prognosis is anywhere from 3-6
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> weeks, according to president of baseball operations Andy MacPhail.
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> LOSER: Already saddled with $65 worth of sore-armed mediocrities
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> Lester, Verlander and Feliciano, this latest news is the knell of
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> death for the defending champions.  Look for this team to try peddling
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> Joel Peralta to the Nukes for Farnsworth insurance and moving other
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> key pieces as rebuilding efforts get underway.  Trend is a DOWNWARD
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> SPIRAL.
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> WINNER: Calamari in desperate need of good news and they reel it in
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> with Zach Britton's rapid ascension to the Show. Now they Nathan to
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> nab some saves and if that happens, the fish are HEADING UPSTREAM.
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