[USML Announce] Matt--Cradle, second verse

[Brad Jansen]

V.2:

I saw Scherzer pitch just the other day
I said, "Thanks for this turd, Jeff, come on let's trade.
Can you teach me to deal?" He said, "Not today
There's someone else to screw." I said, "That's okay."
And Jeff never called back and he grew quite thin
I said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah-
You know I'm gonna trade like him"

Chorus:
 And his Matt's in the bullpen, another save he blew

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