[USML Announce] Closin' In The Wind

[springkerb at aol.com]

That's a bit harsh.  I rather liked this one.  I think "Go for Three" was the best ever, though.





-----Original Message-----
From: Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at Sidley.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Thu, Apr 14, 2011 12:40 pm
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Closin' In The Wind


C- effort.  The Cats in the Cradle was an A+.
-----Original Message-----
rom: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
ehalf Of Brad Jansen
ent: Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:35 PM
o: USML Announcements
ubject: [USML Announce] Closin' In The Wind
How many points must poor Jeffrey lose
efore he calls up his Brad?
ow many saves must Matt Thornton blow
efore this gets out of hand?
es, and how many times must the home run balls fly
efore Matt's forever banned?
he answer, my Jeff, is closin' in the wind
he answer is closin' in the wind.
Yes, how many times will Jeffrey get pissed
efore he's forced to call me?
es, how many trades can Jeffrey resist
efore he sees saves just ain't free?
es,how many times can poor Jeff shake his head
hen he thinks that he once had Feliz?
he answer, my Jeff, is closin' in the wind
he answer is closin' in the wind.
Yes, how many stats must Jeffrey look up
efore he gives me a try?
es, how many saves must one team have
efore Jeffrey makes me cry?
es, how many points will Jeff lose till he knows
hat Matt Thornton's all but fried?
he answer, my Jeff, is closin' in the wind
he answer is closin' in the wind.
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