[USML Announce] Pitching Hardly Berliners' Brett and Butter

[Brad Jansen]

ITEM: The Blue Jays insist that Brett Cecil's recent moody behavior
did not play a part in his demotion to Triple-A Las Vegas.

LOSER: Berliners' vaunted "young" arms display immaturity as well as
mediocrity, causing the Defending Champions to PLUMMET.

WINNER: Bombers.  It may be Berliners who decide to dump....will
Wieters rejoin his first team?