[USML Announce] Trade Me Jason Kipnis

Richard Robbins rerobbins at itinker.net
Thu Aug 11 10:56:34 EDT 2011


Well done Brad!

 

Still diggin BTO,

 

-- Rich

 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:52 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Trade Me Jason Kipnis

 

with apologies to the BTO.....

 

I wake up every morning

To my Rotoworld warning

I see that my team is still shitty

There's the Red Hots up above

Jeffrey shows me no more love

Is there a player anyone could just give me

 

My roster's just a crime

I can't even beat Klein Nine

Don't even know which guys I should play

But there's that nice young Jewish boy

And even though I'm just a goy

For him I'd trade my whole team away

 

Will you trade me Jason Kipnis -- right now- today?

Trade me Jason Kipnis--I will pay!

Trade me Jason Kipnis-he's all mine!

Trade me Jason Kipnis--and don't tell Andy Klein!

 

Work out!

 

I'd be hopin' and wishin'

Just to hear that Winick bitchin'

If I could make a deal for that fellow

He's as good as Alomar

Though he doesn't spit as far

The thought just makes my knees turn to jello

 

The guys would see me havin' fun

Even with that Adam Dunn

Tell them that I just made a trade

It's only Klein I must avoid

But Jeff would be so damn annoyed

Cos I'd just trade my whole team away

 

Will you trade me Jason Kipnis  [refrain]

  

 

 

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