[USML Announce] Dennis Adams

[Jeffrey Winick]

Notre Dame sucks and the Yankees rarely win when it really matters. So, the big question is the NFL. Dennis, I'd love to welcome you to the league, but I need to know where you stand on the Packers.  The correct answer is that you stand upwind to avoid the stench, but anything consistent with a healthy loathing (or at least indifference) will work.

I eagerly await your response.

Jeff

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On Dec 2, 2011, at 8:35 AM, "Jim Barrett" <chicagojab at gmail.com<mailto:chicagojab at gmail.com>> wrote:

Yankees and Notre Dame - two of my most hated teams.  Definitely time for a revote!

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On Dec 2, 2011, at 9:09 AM, Rich Robbins <rerobbins at itinker.net<mailto:rerobbins at itinker.net>> wrote:

Where do you stand on Yankee fans Doug? Should I have mentioned that too?
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Sent from my Android phone with K-9 Mail. Please excuse my brevity.

Doug Shabelman <Doug.Shabelman at burnsent.com<mailto:Doug.Shabelman at burnsent.com>> wrote:

Is it too late to revoke the invite as his Notre Dam allegiance should have been disclosed earlier?

It's bad enough we have two Packer fans, but this might be too much to handle..


Doug Shabelman, President
Burns Entertainment & Sports Marketing, Inc.
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I just learned that Dennis is only 26 years old.  He was born in August 1985.  So, he was roughly three and one-half years old when the USML was formed.  Damn.  Hey Jeff, what’s the minimum drinking age at your firm? Will we need to provide a sippy cup for Dennis at the draft?  That will go along with the strained food we need to provide our elder league member -- Brad Lee.



-- KR



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Thanks for having me on board guys, I'm really looking forward to it.  Seeing as how I played consultant to your reigning champ for much of the summer, I feel pretty confident that I can step in an make an immediate impact.  The Adams Family Values ("AFV") are already looking like a promising expansion team.





On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 8:53 PM, <springkerb at aol.com<mailto:springkerb at aol.com>> wrote:

Tell them I say "Nuke the gay whales for Jesus."





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Sent: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 3:50 pm
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You cannot make fun of me. I soon (12/20) will be a resident of Oak Park. It's a Nuke Free Zone. No Nukes. Sorry, Kerbs....

On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 6:39 PM, Richard Robbins <rerobbins at itinker.net<mailto:rerobbins at itinker.net>> wrote:

I am pleased to announce that Dennis Adams has accepted our invitation to join the USML.

Dennis, say hello to the gang and come up with a snazzy team name pronto.

Gang, continue to make fun of Brad.

King Richard (aka KR)
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