[USML Announce] Rips Serious About the Starting Nine

[Brad Jansen]

Just so everyone knows: I have one other deal pending but will
continue to entertain offers.  I know Mad Max Scherzer falls a bit
outside my salary parameters but a $22 ace is hard to come by, as you
soon will see if we ever agree on a draft date......

--Brad

On Mon, Jan 24, 2011 at 2:08 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:
> Hard to know how to respond to that one, but I'll try this:
>
> The Berliners and the RipTorns are pleased to announce the following
> mutually beneficial transaction:
>
> The Berliners trade Max Scherzer to the RipTorns for Austin Jackson.
>
> That is all.
>
> The King
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