[USML Announce] K-9 Congratulates AL All-Star Starters

[Brad Jansen]

Kerbs, of course, is correct. I simply wanted to let Andy know that a great
artist such as Bob also knows what it's like to lose something special, like
a low priced slugger....


On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 9:07 PM, Richard Robbins <rerobbins at itinker.net>wrote:

> Would that make more sense if I was stoned?
>
> Sent from my iPad.
>
> On Jul 4, 2011, at 8:58 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Behind every beautiful thing
>  There's been some kind of pain."
>       Bob Dylan, *Not Dark Yet*
>
> On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 11:42 AM, Andrew Klein < <anrklein at yahoo.com>
> anrklein at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> CARMEL, IN - Klein Nine ownership issued a statement today, congratulating
>> six American League All-Star starters who operate under K-9-initiated
>> contacts.  The players -- Adrian Gonzales, Alex Rodriguez, Jose Bautista,
>> Curtis Granderson, Josh Hamilton, and David Ortiz -- were all drafted by the
>> Nine between 2009-2011 at an average salary of about $18.
>>
>> Fantasy baseball magazine glamor boy, Jeff Winick, marveled at the K-9's
>> drafting acumen.  "No way we'd let him into my experts' leagues," Winick
>> said.  "He'd kick my and Shandler's asses."
>>
>> Beleaguered Nukes' owner, Mark Kerber, noted that the K-9 just missed
>> having a seventh draftee start in the All Star game, when Russell Martin was
>> edged out by Alex Avila edged in the last week of voting.  Nevertheless,
>> Kerber expressed gratitude at being a beneficiary of the Nine's eye for
>> talent.  "Even though Martin didn't get the start, I have to feel good about
>> owning a productive catcher -- especially one that I got for that
>> piece-of-crap Kevin Gregg."  Kerber paused before adding, "Klein might be
>> able to draft, but he's not so hot once the trading begins."
>>
>> Brad Jansen, Mark Blocker, and Matt Wieters were not available for
>> comment.
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