[USML Announce] Rips' New Third Sacker Proves They're Not Dunn Yet

[Richard Robbins]

I wish.

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Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 1:16 PM
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Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Rips' New Third Sacker Proves They're Not Dunn
Yet


I started writing a spirited defense of Ian Kinsler, then realized you were
talking about Adam Dunn.

Anyway, I'm only in first place in theory. It's the Red Hots' world, and
we're just living in it.

-Andy

On , Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
> Professor, I'd rather have to infielders capable of hitting 275 in
Triple-A than a $29 infielder incapable of hitting 175 in the majors.  Mock
all you want--you're in first place...
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> On Mon, Jun 27, 2011 at 8:21 PM, Andrew Klein anrklein at gmail.com> wrote:
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> Woo hoo.  With Chisenhall and Moustakas, the Rips now have two
> infielders capable of hitting .275 in AAA. 
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> LOSER:  Blocker, when he trades ten guys to get these overrated
> Baseball America cover boys next year.
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> On 6/27/11 7:33 PM, Brad Jansen wrote:
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> ITEM: The Lonnie Chisenhall era has officially arrived. On
> Monday, the Indians summoned Chisenhall -- Cleveland's top
> prospect and the 28th-best prospect in baseball entering 2011,
> according to MLB.com -- from Triple-A Columbus in hopes of
> breathing some life into the club's ailing offense. To clear
> room on the roster for the young third baseman, the Tribe
> designated for assignment veteran infielder Adam Everett. 
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> WINNER: Rips need another slugger in lineup to bolster fifth
> place battle, what with Dunn striking out an average of 4 times
> a game. With speed merchant Desmond Jennings close behind, this
> team's trendline is EROTICALLY CHARGED.
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> LOSER: Klein 9 offensive juggernaut faces serious
> challenge from resurgent Riptorns. With a lineup featuring the
> likes of DeJesus, Treanor and Hughes, the K-9 are LIMPING ALONG.
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