[USML Announce] What Am I About? The Truth. It's Time To Open---The Everett Files....
anrklein at gmail.com
anrklein at gmail.com
Tue May 17 10:49:13 EDT 2011
Sounds to me like I saved $13 and got 34 extra batting average points to
boot. Give me some props, Mr. Truth!
-Andy
On , Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
> What are you about? -Andy
> The Truth. So today we answer Today's Question: Who Are The Worst
> Retainees Not Named Edwin Jackson?
> The Answer: Pick your poison.
> In this corner, weighing in at $39, is the illustrious Carl Crawford.
> Almost 160 AB, and this man has gotten his average up to .208, with a
> single home run, 10 RBI, 13 RBI and a whopping 6 stolen bases. He'll
> continue to see plenty of action in the ninth hole, which come to think
> of it is the Hole of Damnation.
> And in the other corner, my brothers, is the $26 dynamo out machine by
> the name of Juan Pierre. Beloved by his manager, but not by Sox fans,
> this guy is about to see his skinny ass either in that Ninth Hole or
> riding the pines so he can watch a real ball player like Dayan Viciedo
> (Riptorns, $1). In the meantime, Juan's earned 160 AB to bat an
> awful .242 (OBP of .313, believe it), scoring a grand total of 13 runs as
> a lead-off hitter, while getting thrown out 8 of 14 times trying to steal
> a base.
> Now, any wonder why the Berliners are in last and the Klein Nine are
> doomed to fall from grace as soon as the Calamari see the Light and pray
> for a closer?
> That, my friends, is The Truth.
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