[USML Announce] Riptorns Suspend Trade Talks Pending Judgment Day

[Jeffrey Winick]

It would just be another asterisk.  Which if I recall correctly is the 
only kind of victory the Professor has ever managed.

The better question is, "Do two asterisks equal one real championship?"

The King


-----Original Message-----
From: springkerb at aol.com
To: announce at usml.net
Sent: Fri, May 20, 2011 3:44 pm
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Riptorns Suspend Trade Talks Pending 
Judgment Day


If the MLB season end due to The Rapture (sounds more fun than Judgment 
Day), does Klein win?  I think we need a league ruling.  I say "no."  
The season would be canceled w/out a winner.









-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Fri, May 20, 2011 7:28 am
Subject: [USML Announce] Riptorns Suspend Trade Talks Pending Judgment 
Day


The Riptorns announced that they will not engage in any commercial or 
other activities pending Judgment Day on May 21.  "The fact that the 
Klein 9 remain in first place is enough of an apocalyptic sign, but 
when the Red Hots traded a keeper--that definitely moved the dial.  
Accordingly, we will stand down and await the Rapture,: said Riptorns 
CEO and spiritual guru Brad Jansen.


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