[USML Announce] Ask Andy

[Blocker, Mark B.]

Oh, Brad, your message reminds me of something.  We really should adopt
a new rule that excludes any offensive statistics earned by a player
while facing Brian Matusz.  We don't count batting practice stats, so I
don't see why Matusz-induced stats should count either.

 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:29 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Ask Andy

 

Dear Professor:

   Whenever you send an email, your photo appears in the upper right
hand corner of my gmail page. It's professional looking and all that but
it sort of creeps me out to have you smiling at me when I read your
emails moaning about all your bad trades this season. Can you make it
stop?

 

Brother Brad Lee

 

 

Dear Andy:

   Can you tell us that story again about all your bad trades this
season?  

Love,

Mark Kerber

 

Dear Andy:

   Brian Matusz: how about him? Call me after next Wednesday. You have
my number right? Never mind, I'll call you.

With warmest regards,

Jumpin' Jeff Winick

 

Dear Andy:

    My box of Mighty Red Hots--2012 USML Champions tee-shirts just
arrived. I promised--PROMISED-- myself I don't dare open it until next
Wednesday night. I have dozens of extras and want to give you one. What
size do you sport? Never mind. Just come on over Wednesday and we can
spray each other with champagne. 

See ya!

Rich Robbins

 

Dear Andy:

   Who's there?

Doug

 

 

 

 


 
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