[USML Announce] Farnsworth Less Than What Nukes Bargained For

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*
FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Kyle Farnsworth is likely headed to the disabled list
with a right elbow issue, which in turn likely leaves the Rays' ninth
inning to Joel Peralta, Fernando Rodney or both.

*LOSER*
With Farnsworth likely done for the year, Nukes' disasters continue with
alarming frequency, as season has quickly become *AN AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT.*
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*WINNERS*
Hoosiers hold faint hope that floundering Fernando Rodney regains form
and provides some saves, while Peralta's promotion means entire Angry's
pitching staff consists of closers, as both teams *COME UP SMELLING ROSES*
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