[USML Announce] Blowing [em down] With the Wind

[Jeffrey Winick]

As exciting as this news is for AFV, it shouldn't divert attention from 
the biggest news of the day/week/year/decade and perhaps century.

The one and only Dylan Bundy has now pitched 13 innings as a pro.  He 
has yet to give up a hit and has a 21/1 strikeout to walk ratio.  I 
know we should be waiting for Brad Lee to proclaim it, but I can't help 
myself.  Will we soon witness the arrival of the greatest Dylan to 
enter the public consciousness since Bob?  How long can it be before 
the Orioles call up their best young pitcher since Jim Palmer?  Will 
Bundy for Niemann go down in the annals of USML history as the worst 
trade ever?  With talent like this soon to arrive on the RipTorns 
squad, how long can it be before Brad Lee reverses engines and makes a 
charge for the Damon?

Talk among yourselves.

Jeff


-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Wed, Apr 25, 2012 7:55 am
Subject: [USML Announce] Brats Burn With Berliners Envy


ITEM
Unbalanced trade between Brats and AFV with Pujols being the only 
*asterisk player involved.  It
potentially adds $65 to Brats active roster, which was $270 before the 
trade.
Pujols, Y1, $46     Lawrie, Y2, $10
Mauer, Y1,  $17     J. Lopez, Y1, $10
Morneau, Y1,  $14   S. Perez,  Y1, $13
F. Cordero, Y1, $6  M. Pineda,  Y2,  $11
B. Chen, Y1,  $10

WINNERS
AFV. Unloaded the lighthitting Pujols among others to acquire rising 
star Lawrie and sore shouldered Pineda as keys to rebuilding team.ON 
ROAD TO RIGHTEOUSNESS.
FB. Demonstrate willingness to roll the dice on high stake gambles 
Pujols and Morneau.ON  CLEAR PATH TO BOUNCE BOMBERS.

LOSER
Berliners. Needed Cordero to replace Santos's lost saves. FACES 
UNCERTAIN FUTURE.



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